The Top 10 Reasons YOU Should Be Voting for John McCain
The following is a guest post by webwork and Bowflex Home Fitness on the top 10 reasons why you should vote for John McCain in the upcoming election:
10. “Well, basically, it’s a Google.” –on how he’s conducting his VP search, Richmond, Virginia, June 9, 2008
9. “We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.” –Kenner, Louisiana, June 3, 2008
8. “The issue of economics is not something I’ve understood as well as I should. I’ve got Greenspan’s book.”
7. “I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.” –after being asked whether us uses a Mac or a PC
6. “Fuck you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room.” –to Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), during a testy exchange about immigration legislation
5. “No, I’m calling you a fucking jerk.” –to fellow Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, when Grassley asked “Are you calling me stupid?”
4. “Only an asshole would put together a budget like this … I wouldn’t call you an asshole unless you really were an asshole.” –to Budget Committee Chairman and fellow Repulican Sen. Pete Domenici, during a Senate budget hearing
3. “I said, ‘The nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'”
2. “I hated the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live.”
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