The Top 10 Reasons YOU Should Be Voting for John McCain

The following is a guest post by webwork and Bowflex Home Fitness on the top 10 reasons why you should vote for John McCain in the upcoming election:

10. “Well, basically, it’s a Google.” –on how he’s conducting his VP search, Richmond, Virginia, June 9, 2008

9. “We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.” –Kenner, Louisiana, June 3, 2008

8. “The issue of economics is not something I’ve understood as well as I should. I’ve got Greenspan’s book.”

7. “I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.” –after being asked whether us uses a Mac or a PC

6. “Fuck you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room.” –to Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), during a testy exchange about immigration legislation

5. “No, I’m calling you a fucking jerk.” –to fellow Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, when Grassley asked “Are you calling me stupid?”

4. “Only an asshole would put together a budget like this … I wouldn’t call you an asshole unless you really were an asshole.” –to Budget Committee Chairman and fellow Repulican Sen. Pete Domenici, during a Senate budget hearing

3. “I said, ‘The nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'”

2. “I hated the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live.”

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Friday Funnies: President Bush Is Executed

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, “Earthquake!” The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, “Tornado!” Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, “I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.” He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, “Fire!”

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Lower Back Tattoo Remover

Ah yes, lower back tattoos are super hot on young college-age girls, but not so much on middle-age moms. The following video takes a humorous look at what not many girl out there think about: What is going to happen to my tattoo in twenty years?

My favorite line is “Studies show that next to smoking and having sex, getting a lower back tattoo is the best thing a young woman can do to be cool.” What’s yours?

[2007-07-02]

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How to Not Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police

The following video is an old one by Chris Rock, but it is super funny. I am glad I have found it again to bring you some joy. Hey, you might even learn something new.

[2007-07-25]

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Death Prank

I love pranks. You can play them on your roommate, on your teachers, on your girlfriend(s)/boyfriend(s), on whoever. I found the following prank to be very well done.

[2008-07-21]

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