Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

Anti-heros, van-controlling iPhones, musical, and Neil Patrick Harris (yes same guy from How I Met Your Mother and Doggie Howser) equals plain awesomeness. Thanks to Nick for convincing me to see this Internet-only film.

The film was initially distributed as three different episodes, but have now been combined into one 45-minute film at almost all locations. It follows Dr. Horrible trying to win the girl, battle his arch nemesis Captain Hammer, and enter into the Evil League of Evil. At the end he is only able to accomplish two of these goals so watch this great movie/show to find out. You can currently buy Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog on iTunes now or DVD. Or, if you are a poor college student, then watch it for free on Hulu.com or the official site (video is hosted by Hulu either way). International viewers should be able to view this video as well. There is also a free HD version. Also, all 15 songs are available on iTunes.

Here is the embeded video from Hulu:

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Friday Funnies: Little Birdie and the Shit

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:

  • Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
  • Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
  • And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

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What Are You Looking For

This evening, while looking for cooking tips on the Internet, I noticed that some of Google’s “Suggestions” for search terms were rather unusual. Keep in mind, in order for a search term to show up as a suggestion, it has to be entered a number of times by a number of different people. Remembering that, here are some of my favorites garnered by entering the phrase “How To” and then a random letter or couple of letters. Click to continue reading…

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Scientists Discover Getting Ball Thrown at Croch Increases Heart Rate

No further description necessary. Here you go:

[2008-05-24]

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Friday Funnies: I’m Joining the Army

One day, guerrilla soldiers come to an isolated village to get new soldiers. They took all the men and put them in a row so the boss could inspect them. During this time all the wives were crying their eyes out and begging the boss to not take their husbands, after a while the boss decided to play a game to give the wives a chance.

He covered the eyes of the wifes with a cloth and asked all the men in the row to take their pants down. The game was to let the wives discover who their true husband was by only touching the husbands’ genitals. The ones that got it right would not loose their husbands..

So the first wife started:

“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Him! This is my husband!”

And she was right.

It was the second wife’s turn and she did the same, and the third one too. The boss started to get worried that if they continued like this, there would not be any new soldiers, so he decided to put some of his own soldiers there in the line.

The first wive that came after that started:

“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“This one is not even from our village.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”

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