The Best Jobs to Waste Your College Degree On

The following jobs are the highest paying jobs you can get without having a college degree:

10. Real estate broker
Average salary: $58,720 per year

9. Computer software engineer
Average salary: $58,900 per year

8. Municipal fire fighting and prevention supervisor
Average salary: $58,902 per year

7. Forest fire fighting and prevention supervisor
Average salary: $58,920 per year

6. Non-retail sales manager
Average salary: $59,300 per year

5. Police and detectives supervisor
Average salary: $64,430 per year

4. Transportation manager
Average salary: $66,600 per year

3. Storage and distribution manager
Average salary: $66,600 per year

2. Air traffic controller
Average salary: $102,030 per year

1. Chief executive
Average salary: $116,000 per year

Being a CEO is the highest paying job one can get, in general. Though it is also the job with the highest variety in salary. GE might not hire you to be their CEO if you do not have a college degree, but you can still raise your way through the ranks or start your own company like everybody’s favorite billionaire, Bill Gates. If you can’t make it, you can always be an air traffic controller.

Check back tomorrow for 17 more jobs.

[Sources: CNN and The Employment Policy Foundation]

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Men Build House in Office Building

SALT LAKE CITY — As part of a cubical war, an office decides to build a house for a coworker when he goes on a three-week trip.

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Is Anti-Piracy Going too Far?

With all the recent news about the MPAA and CMPDA (the Canadian version) vs. The Pirate Bay and everyone else they are suing, we must wonder if anti-piracy is going too far. I am all for piracy. Feel free to download illegal music, movies, television shows, game, etc. (just do not hold me accountable; hint: use proxies).

Television is free anyways. I watch television online on nbc.com and hulu.com all the time. I do not mind the ads and would not mind it if the “pirates” included the ads on the shows record and upload to the internet. This would be great for all parties involved.

Movies are great. I watch them online, go to Blockbuster and get them, rent them on Netflix, and even spend the ridiculous amounts of money to go see movies (and the forced commercials–not trailers–don’t even let me get started on that either) in theaters if I heard good reviews. Nothing beats that huge screen.

Games. Well I do not really have time for games nowadays, but they are so expensive anyways. Yeah, those corporate whores keep saying that they increase prices to combat piracy, but then they will just continue to lose more business. How ironic. Don’t even get me started on games that make you pay monthly fees even after you have purchased the game.

Music, like movies, I own most (let’s say at least half) of what I have stored on my computer. I will admit that I downloaded the Juno soundtrack before buying it just to hear the songs. Afterward, I liked it so much I ordered it on Amazon’s mp3 service.

The moral of the story goes out to the piracy police and those they represent: Make a good product and it will be purchased. Stop trying to blame piracy for having a bad product. Your sales are going up!

[Photo courtesy of orangeek | Original post: June 3, 2008]

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Smile

An interesting joke that was sent to me:

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me and that was my mother-in-law to be.

She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel quite uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me that soon I was to be married and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and could not say a word. So, she said, I’ ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door… Click to continue reading…

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How to Dice an Onion

The guys and gals from The Kitchen show us how to perfectly dice an onion. I really never knew it was this complex and always just chopped the onions up in whatever way (maybe that’s why all the pieces are always randomly-sized…). This way seems so much easier. Now, watch, learn, and impress your next dinner date with your onion chopping skills:

[via Lifehacker]

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