How to Not Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police
The following video is an old one by Chris Rock, but it is super funny. I am glad I have found it again to bring you some joy. Hey, you might even learn something new.
[2007-07-25]
Death Prank
I love pranks. You can play them on your roommate, on your teachers, on your girlfriend(s)/boyfriend(s), on whoever. I found the following prank to be very well done.
[2008-07-21]
7 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Class
1. Have a friend continuously call you on your cell phone and refuse to put it in silent mode. Say there might be an emergency, and you always miss your calls when the cell phone is silent. Alternatively, you could choose to answer one of the calls and pretend to be a valley girl.
2. Spontaneously scream out non-sense words and if anyone asks if you have Tourette’s, say no.
3. Every five minutes, interrupt the professor and ask him a question that he just finished answering in his lecture.
4. Start talking to you imaginary friend, Jimbo. If no one pays any attention to you, get into a loud argument with your new friend.
Jump for the best three.
Friday Funnies: Smelly Skunk
There was this man and his wife who had gone abroad on holiday and had a great two weeks. At the end of the holiday they had two animals that they wanted to bring back to the U.K.: a snake and a skunk.
They were trying to figure out ways of getting them through customs and into the U.K., without getting caught. The snake was no problem. The wife just suggested he put it down the front of his trousers and if customs said anything, he should just say that he was well endowed. Problem solved.
But they just couldn’t decide on where to put the skunk. After about five hours and getting nowhere the husband just said, “Look, there’s only one thing for it, you’ll just have to put it inside your knickers,” to which the wife replies, “Yes, but what about the smell?”
And the husband says, “Well if it dies, it dies.”
Friday Funnies: President Bush’s Driver Kills a Pig
George W. Bush and his driver were going to Air Force One and were passing a farm. A pig jumped out in the road suddenly. The driver tried to get out of the way, but he hit him. He went in the farm to explain what had happened. He came out with a beer, a cigar, and a tons of money. Bush saw this and said, “My God, what did you tell them?” The driver replied, “I told them that I’m George W. Bush’s driver and I just killed the pig.”