facebook songs to see instead of going on facebook

Sometimes people have extra time on their hands… Yeah… Well, here are three Facebook songs that will make you wonder if these people are actually college students or have jobs. Maybe they are Psychology or Fine Arts majors. (I’m not hating; I’m a Psychology major.)

Anyways here are the videos. The first two are pretty creepy, but they are all super catchy:

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If your taste in music sucks, you don’t get to complain about the noise.

I got on the elevator yesterday, and there were a couple girls on it from the floor above me. They asked if we were always having parties, because they could hear the noise through the floor. Now, my flatmates tend to be rather loud; for the past few nights they (and sometimes I) have been playing classic rock at a high volume and drinking in the kitchen. I apologized to the two girls above me, and actually felt bad for a moment–I’ve lived around people who are too loud when you’re trying to sleep and it sucks. I was sitting on my computer, wondering if I should say something to my flatmates or just hope that they quieted down once classes started, and lo and behold one of the aforementioned girls’ song libraries came up shared on iTunes. She has at least five tracks by the following artists: Click to continue reading…

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an open letter to the people down the hall

U2 should never, ever be played at that volume.

Love,

Nick

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an open letter to delta airlines

Dear Delta,

I’ve flown on one of your planes several times over the years, since they tend to be the cheapest flights out of Salt Lake City. After spending over three hours on a plane to Atlanta, and then nearly nine on a plane to London, this past weekend, I feel it’s time for me to bring your attention to an issue that you may not have noticed before now. That is, NOT EVERY FUCKING PERSON ON THE PLANE IS UNDER SIX FEET TALL. Click to continue reading…

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how to hide your weed from the police

First of all, let me say that I am against smoking weed. It is bad for you. Second of all, let me say that I really do not like most cops so here are some of the best ways to keep your weed “stash” hidden from the police:

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