College Being

While browsing through Facebook’s never-ending list of groups, I found some interesting ones. Here they are. The ones that are oriented towards my school I listed because they were just too good to pass up on.

now aren’t you glad your dating a figure skater!?

TOP 15 REASONS TO DATE A FIGURE SKATER!

1. We learn new positions fast
2. We enjoy sliding on long thin objects
3. We perform to please the crowd
4. We enjoy an audience
5. We like being video taped
6. We are seductive
7. We have strong abs and tight thighs
8. We show off our legs
9. We compete for the best spot
10.We always want the top
11.We work hard to get what we want
12.We push harder and harder to go as fast as we want
13.We do what we’re told
14.We like doing hard things
15.We have AWESOME spread eagles

…now aren’t you glad your dating a figure skater!?

When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.

This is a group dedicated to the kids who were taught that Pluto was the 9th planet from the sun!!!!

Pluto, we salute you. (February 18, 1930 – August 24, 2006)

 

THEY ARE TRYING TO SHUT DOWN FACEBOOK – PETITION TO KEEP IT! INVITE ALL!

Okay, I had to list this one just because it is so ridiculous. If Mark Zuckerberg is going to court, what difference does a petition make? Is the judge going to excuse Zuckerberg for copyright violation just because of this group? Hello…? I can’t believe it is the largest group on Facebook.

As you may well have read in the media, The founder Mark Zuckerberg has been taken to a federal court in the US regarding original ownership.

The case, which has been running for over 3 years, is between Facebook and rival social networking site ConnectU.

ALL IN FAVOUR OF KEEPING FACEBOOK AS IT IS JOIN THIS GROUP AND INVITE ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS!

Who Needs Sex When BU Chemistry Fucks You Every Day!

This group makes it on the list just because of that funny name.

This group is for anyone who has been screwed by BU chem. Have you ever had an awful professor, a 3 to 4 hour lab, impossible (and frequent) tests, or any other chemistry bitchyness? Then this group is for you!

Other people pregame, we prelab!

in the end, who needs sex when BU chemistry fucks you every day!

School Is Cool, Except For the Whole Going To Class Thing

So true…

Wether Your In College, Trade School, Or High School You Can Always Find A Great Social Network Of Friends In A Schooll Setting.

Where Elese Are You Going To Get Pep Rallies, Step Shows, And Football Games

I Have An Asian Friend

I really do!

This is a group for those people who have an Asian friend or to those who don’t but wants to be friends with an Asian. Come and join. You never know when an Asian friend will come in handy.

Quit your bitching, the Patriots beat you because you suck.

Again this group only made the list because of that awesome title!

Are you serious?

Really, are you serious?

I’m sorry, but it truly is a sad day when everyone jumps on the bandwagon of the “patriots are cheaters” because of this incident during the game against the jets.

I’m Too Stupid for my Major

So many of us choose majors that are too hard. Pre-med, Chemistry, anything Engineering, etc. I should transfer to a fine arts school.

This is for anyone that chose a major (probably because they thought they were gonna make a shitload of money when they finally graduated) and now realize that they are too stupid to even follow through with it. You’ve noticed that you’re already beginning to flunk out and for some of you it’s probably too late to turn back now.

If One million people join I (King Leonidas) will not die in the movie 300

This group is doing a spin-off of those annoying “I blank people join, I will do blank” groups, with the best name ever.

If this group reaches One million people I will not be killed in 300, rather I will slay Xerxes. So everyone join and invite your friends!!! Also send me friend requests because everyone is welcome to join the Spartan ranks! (Except filthy Persians)

I like heroes more than pussy

Ummm… I have nothing to say to this.

we love heroes so much it gets us hard…”fuck you sylar”

Writing Papers Single Spaced First Makes My Double Spaced Result Climactic

You will endure writing all of your pages with single spacing. Even if it seems like it’s taking longer. Even if it’s harder to read. Even if it makes you think you have less.

Why, in Puff the Magic Dragon’s name, would someone ever want to go through such torture?

Wait, my friend, for the very reason so many people do this is nigh:

Although the paper must be ten pages in length, once an entire (yes, entire) five pages have been written in single spacing, the trigger can be set.

For, by only going to the Paragraph settings window, one can set the spacing to “Double,” click “OK” and…

Rumble…

Rumble Rumble…

CRASHHHHHHH!!

By the mere click of a button, your paper has magically DOUBLED IN LENGTH.

That’s right.

All of the time you had spent writing the five pages seems like a century in comparison to the five seconds it took you to make five more.

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This group seems to be for people who like spending their time make houses out of letters.

If you remeber this you grew up in the 90’s

You’re a 90’s kid if:

You can sing the rap to “The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air”

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You know the profound meaning of “Wax on, wax off”

Captain Planet.

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on “Saved By The Bell”

You played and/or collected “Pogs”

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

There are many more on the group site but just too many to list here.

Every Time I Pass A Mirror, I Check Myself Out.

Doesn’t everybody do this?

If you do this, you should join this group.
NO SHAME, SOHN!!!
I know you probably do it, anyways.

Well, maybe…

For example:
Today, as I was strolling to class, I caught sight of a mirror, walked into the office and proceeded to check myself out. The secretary glanced up and questioned, “Umm can I help you?”

|…Nothing further needed to say.|

F.I.N.A.L.S (Fuck, I Never Actually Learned this Shit)

The picture makes this group.

For all of us who think we’re doing fine, that the class is an easy A so we skip, sleep through lectures, make decent grades on the midterms…then comes time for finals. Those damn finals that you have to go to or we can’t pass the class. The first thought that comes to our head is not “I know this” but rather “Fuck, we never covered this in lecture”

I Like To Randomly Dance For No Reason

For people who like to randomly break into dance solo/with friends/strangers in their dorm room, in the hallway, in the shower, in the elevator, in their seats, in their underwear[one of my fav] … ANYWHERE!!!

everyone knows they do it, so just join =D

Tell 10 to Tell 10!

This group is a little bonus to help out humanity.

Please tell ten friends to tell ten today!

The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman.

It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on “donating a mammogram” for free (pink window in the middle).

This doesn’t cost you a thing.
Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising.

Here’s the web site! Pass it along to people you know.

http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/

If you have any suggestions just contact me and I will add them to this list.