Simplify Your Life: Turn Off the Cell Phone

As I was walking home from class today, I noticed a group of three people huddled together. They each had their cell phones out and were looking at them. You could tell they were friends, but you could also tell how distracted they were with their shinny new phones (one of them had the new […]

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A Modern Day Romance: A Fictional Account

Mixing Facebook and relationships is like mixing peach schnapps and calculus. Jonathon Berlin on the Chicago Tribune website explains this to us in a way we can understand: To find out the continuation of Kevin, Jennifer, and Amy’s love triangle story, visit the Chicago Tribune.

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Get a Professor to Bump Your Grade Up

Want to get a better grade just for the hell of it? Or, sometimes you barely get a B- and needed that grade so your GPA does not drop too low and you lose your scholarship. Or, maybe you just think you deserve a better grade. Here are some excuses and guidelines on how to […]

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The Only 9 Ways to Save Money on Textbooks

I just bought my school books for the semester and only paid $149 on all my books–that’s four textbooks and six novels! Here is how I did it: Before We Begin Before we begin, you need to understand that buying textbooks from you school’s local bookstore is probably the craziest thing you can do if […]

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How to Get a Super-Hot Body

With all these modern diets and workout routines, it is hard to know which ones give you that super-hot body which will make all members of the opposite sex droll enough saliva to fill a medium-sized graduated cylinder. Well, here you go: The I Want Six Pack Abs routine This routine will take you through […]

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