The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”
Here at College Being we like goats:
Would you stop masturbating? For those that haven’t seen it, they the basic concept from Death Note.
These two guys take over an elevator for a day and pretend it is a voice-activated elevator. Hilarity ensues:
R Kelly dub of Jehovah’s Witness masturbation video: And here is the actual translation by comedian Moshe Kasher: