Friday Funnies: 70 Ways to Make a Women Happy
There are 70 ways to make a woman happy. The first is to take her shopping. The rest is 69.
Friday Funnies: The Best Pen in the World
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below […]
Friday Funnies: Sexy Letters
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five-year-old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.” The child told her mother […]
Friday Funnies: Little Johnny and His Father
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to […]
Friday Funnies: Little Birdie and the Shit
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to […]