If your taste in music sucks, you don’t get to complain about the noise.

I got on the elevator yesterday, and there were a couple girls on it from the floor above me. They asked if we were always having parties, because they could hear the noise through the floor. Now, my flatmates tend to be rather loud; for the past few nights they (and sometimes I) have been […]

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an open letter to the people down the hall

U2 should never, ever be played at that volume. Love, Nick

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an open letter to delta airlines

Dear Delta, I’ve flown on one of your planes several times over the years, since they tend to be the cheapest flights out of Salt Lake City. After spending over three hours on a plane to Atlanta, and then nearly nine on a plane to London, this past weekend, I feel it’s time for me […]

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how to hide your weed from the police

First of all, let me say that I am against smoking weed. It is bad for you. Second of all, let me say that I really do not like most cops so here are some of the best ways to keep your weed “stash” hidden from the police:

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facebook off movie

Here is a parody of Face Off and Facebook by College Humor: [youtube mvepYYNjfBk nolink] I want to watch this movie. Someone please make it.

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