Friday Funnies: Little Birdie and the Shit

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to […]

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Scientists Discover Getting Ball Thrown at Croch Increases Heart Rate

No further description necessary. Here you go: [2008-05-24]

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Friday Funnies: I’m Joining the Army

One day, guerrilla soldiers come to an isolated village to get new soldiers. They took all the men and put them in a row so the boss could inspect them. During this time all the wives were crying their eyes out and begging the boss to not take their husbands, after a while the boss […]

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Bartender Scams

College students: Be careful when you go to a bar or club. You might be being scammed. Watch this for some pointers. [2007-10-23]

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Real Sex

Sex may not always be as glamorous and clean as Hollywood makes it out to be nor as energetic or dirty as the porn industry depicts. Here is the first semi-accurate depiction of sex outside of your roommate’s amateur footage he hides under his bed. Semi NSFW.

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